Schott Zwiesel is one of the world's leading manufacturers of glass products. The company has developed and patented an innovative material - "Crystal Titanium" (Tritan® Crystal Glass), not containing oxides of lead and barium. The use in the production of this unique material and the use of special technology has greatly improved the quality of the glass product. Schott Zwiesel products have high impact strength and resistance to temperature, perfect gloss and transparency. The glass can be washed in the dishwasher with regular detergents.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.