Star Wars The Force Awakens is lighting up screens and imaginations, and once again, the Millennium Falcon heroically races through the galaxy. A legendary starship despite its humble origins and deceptively shabby exterior, the Millennium Falcon played a role in some of the Rebel Alliance's greatest victories over the Empire. Episode VII brings new opponents to the forefront and higher stakes than ever before for heroes old and new. Command the Millennium Falcon and strike against the formidable power of the First Order. Imagine its amazing stealth as it dodges asteroids and blasts enemies. Its movie-accurate decoration helps capture the excitement of the latest saga.
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