This T-Shirt is made of FtexCarbonFiber ™ and is perfect for both indoor and outdoor activities. It has been designed to be light, breathable, and insulating. Absorbs and disperses the electrical charges accumulated from the outside during physical activity, speeds up the evaporation of sweat and decreases the concentration of lactic acid. Offers maximum comfort and freedom of movement.
We're 99% sure that's how this works. And that missing 1% is only because someone told us it doesn't have to be fries necessarily - any junk food will do.
Last week we accidentally omitted the post exercise fries (shocking we know, but stranger things have happened) and we noticed a leaner, more toned look to ourselves almost immediately.
Personal improvement. Urgh.