Keep hands cosy on cold days by pulling on a pair of ASICS Unisex performance mittens, as you head out of the door for a run. Knitted from synthetic material, they're available in a choice of five different sizes - from extra small to extra large - enabling you to find a snug fit. After all, when the weather turns colder you want to continue pushing yourself as hard as you want, you don't want to quit those winter runs because your hands are too cold. The mittens feature our signature ASICS swirl logo.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?