MoskillerUSB Powered Silent Mosquito Killer Lamp
R199
About
Now you can make sure that you and your loved ones enjoy bug-free nights with the USB Powered Mosquito Killer Lamp, which is designed to effectively eliminate those blood-sucking mosquitoes!
Product Features
- USB powered (cable included)
- Safe and non-toxic
- Easy to use
- Easy to clean
- Fan suction and LED light: designed with strong suction fan and advanced LED light source, effective for luring mosquitoes and sucking them into the lamp.
- Please note: The mosquitoes are not immediately killed but trapped in the compartment and therefore can escape when opened. Allow time for them to die. It is recommended to leave the fan running to dehydrate the mosquitoes.
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.