Rugs OriginalVintage Rug (3 Sizes Available)
R799
About
Developed, designed & produced according to the latest trends & rugs technology available, the vintage range offers the perfect balance between common & contemporary design, allowing these rugs to fit into any kind of interior.
Product Features
- Style Hard Wearing, Indoor, Modern Machine Made
- Workmanship Machine Made
- Type General Rugs
- Living Area Bedroom, Boardroom, Dining Room, Living Area
- Wash Instructions Do Not Brush, Dry Foam, Professional Cleaning
- Classification Machine Made
- Fabric / Yarn Polypropylene
- Shape Rectangle
- Origin Belgium
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