The exceptional VC 5 by Kärcher proves that a vacuum cleaner does not have to be large to be powerful. Despite its small size, the compact vacuum cleaner dazzles with its unique cleaning performance that effortlessly puts it on a par with large canister devices. Thanks to its patented triple-telescope system, the device can be reduced to half its size. Simply press a button and push together – the vacuum cleaner is one of the most compact in the world and can be stored in even the smallest household. The strong performance of the VC 5 is thanks to its switchable Kärcher dry floor nozzle with flexible joint. The nozzle was developed specially for this device and has low power consumption, using its particularly compact design and special air channel to produce maximum power. A further highlight is the bagless filter system with integrated filter cleaning, which saves on expensive replacement filter bags. The filter box can be removed easily, ensuring rapid filter emptying. The VC 5 is a little powerhouse with extremely high performance.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.