IONWetsuit BS- Capture Semidry 4.3mm Junior Wetsuit
R1,999
About
Gear up your grom with a performance orientated suit tailored to match the ambitious riding style of a progressive young rider. With a high percentage of extremely durable Nylon lining, the CAPTURE PERFORMANCE is robust enough to endure even the toughest of treatment.
Product Features
- Seam reinforcements
- Contour cut
- Leg loop
- Drain holes
- Sunglass loop
- Internal key pocket
- L-tex protection
- Water gate plus
Product Specifications
- Thickness 4.3mm
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