IONWetsuit BS- Onyx Select Semidry Wetsuit (Available in 3 Thicknesses)
R3,899
About
The main purpose of the Select level is warmth! Perfectly accomplished with upper body windchill protection for your torso and warm, quick-drying Plasma Plush lining. We sacrificed the Ninja Knee and Ninja Spine features for more heat retention. The red coloured legs combined with the red Power Seam make this suit very unique, but not overdone.
Product Features
- Seam_Reinforcements
- Seal Tite
- Contour Cut
- Drain_Holes
- Internal Key_Pocket NEW!
- Supra-Tex
- Windchill CSK- Shelters your torso in howling storms
- Toasty warm quick drying plasma
- Plush lining
- Optimum flex with limitless movement
- Power seam enhances stretch and durability
Product Specifications
- Various thicknesses available
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