Big Mouth IncWine Bottles with Glass Tops
R279
About
Our Wine Bottle Glass is PERFECT for the wine snob in your life (even if it’s yourself). It holds an entire 750mL bottle of wine—or just one serving *wink wink*.
Product Features
- holds an entire 750 mL bottle of wine!
- funny and practical (don’t act like you only drink one glass at a time)
- a great gift for every wine lover and any occasion
- made of real glass
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