WinstonnePolarized Apollo Sunglasses
R249
About
Winstonne is a luxury lifestyle brand committed to bringing stylistic engineering and comfort to your fingertips. We are defined by our modern designs with a classic touch. Winstonne Eyewear unites corporate and leisure lifestyles, while staying committed to quality.
Oh! Just on a side note, delivery on these may take a little longer than our usual 5-10 working day timeframe. They're on their way from an undisclosed location!
Product features
- Polarized lenses
- Modern design
- Timeless style
- Great for everyday wear
Product specifications
- Top Bar & Bridge Material: Polycarbonate
- Rim Material: Metal/ Polycarbonate
- Temple Material: Polycarbonate
- Earpiece Material: Polycarbonate
- Lens Type: Polarized
- Lens Width: 53mm
- Nose Bridge: 17mm
- Temple Length: 141mm
- Protection: Category 3 lens
May not be suitable for all skin types.
Recommended for ages 14 and above
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